Jasper's Corner (of the Internet)

Being Human is Great

Life would suck if you were a dog. I hate to be the one to tell you this, but it’s true. Being any type of animal would be awful. You can’t eat pizza, chocolate, dink soda, wine, cry at seeing a beautiful sunset or a moving piece of art.

You don’t want to be a butterfly, a goose, a wolf, a dragon, or any animal except for a human male or female. Sorry furries, that’s just the truth.

Anyway, I just had this thought while eating a pizza, drinking a soda, and reading a Pearls Before Swine treasury. Life’s great, and I’m glad to be alive even if life sucks sometimes.

That’s all I have to say. Bye!