Come Vacation on Mercury!
Hot hot hot.
I’m too close to that great ball of flame
you call the sun.
If only I had liquid water,
my beaches would be insane!
I’d have the best resorts in the system!
Hot!
You think as you scurry across red sands.
Hot!
Your skin was nicely bronzed,
then it burned.
Hot!
The mimosa in your hand evaporated.
Hot!
The nitro frozen pool was cold.
Hot!
Maybe next year
you’ll vacation on Europa.