How to Not Get a Girlfriend
They matched.
She sent: “Why are men obsessed with space and colonizing? Isn’t Earth enough lol?”
He sent: “Earth is not enough. I want humans to flourish, and to explore new places, learn new things, and learn why and how the universe was created. We were never meant to die on this planet as a species. We were meant to inhabit the entire universe, not just one small, tiny corner of it. Many of our problems will be fixed by expanding into space. Asteroid mining will make resources cheaper, for example, and will help the environment because we don’t need to mine our planet. Also, space is cool and I want to walk on the Moon.”
He then sent: “Anyway, Australia has some weird slang, doesn’t it?”
She unmatched him.
Maybe he shouldn’t’ve sent the second message.